Ultimate Survival

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The eerie sounds echo in your head as the federal troops begin the door-to-door search of your neighborhood. Bayonets at the ready, the soldiers are prepared to break the door of any home whose unarmed family is not standing by peacefully to watch the intruders search for weapons, unapproved reading materials and other signs of  improper thinking. A browser history of visiting unapproved web sites is prima facie evidence of improper thinking.

Appliances, automobiles, toys, cell phones, computers must be government-approved. Since all receipts and disbursements are electronically monitored any cash found in the possession of the occupants must be counted and be within an acceptable and easily explained range.

Documents proving citizenship and ownership of the home, the automobiles, investments and personal possessions must be available for inspection.

Having determined that all is in good order, you can continue to live in a government-controlled neighborhood in a government-approved home. You may continue to drive your government-approved vehicle on a government-maintained highway. Naturally, your children can continue to be educated in a government-funded school with government-approved teachers and teaching materials. Of course, you and your children can freely watch all the government-approved television programming and participate in any government-sponsored recreational programs.

Most important of all, your health will be monitored and you will be eligible for care by a government-approved health practitioner who will decide what level of care (clinician, physician, surgeon or other specialist) you need and the priority of your case.

Because resources are limited, priority will be partly determined by your participation in government-approved preventative health programs. The other priorities involve age, skills, and your usefulness to the greater society. Top priority begins with the President, followed by the legislators, the courts, and the military.

Do not fear! You will learn to be happy and there will be dignity with death.

new try for national social health plan

Dems purportedly plan to memorialize the ailing health bill with Kennedy’s name.

If they change from Obamacare to Teddycare will the plan be DOA?

internet freedom a thing of past?

A proposed House bill would give the President sole authority to eliminate access to the internet.

Give President control of the internet? That’s freedom!

http://bit.ly/nhSZY

Prominent Socialist Dies

The father of Kopechne-care and the premier socialist of the Democratic party has finally succumbed after efforts by Obama, Pelosi, Reid failed.

Even after operations that would not be available to mere members of the general population under Obamacare, there was nothing that could save the man from the poisonous thinking that created the massive damage to his brain.

Edward Kennedy is gone.

May he rest and leave the rest alone!

More systemic risk?

Wow, that “systemic risk” phrase has really become popular in the Obama kingdom!

Note the following section from the “Cap and Trade” bill recently passed by the House of Representatives.

“SEC. 360. PRESIDENTIAL REVIEW OF REGULATIONS.
Not later than 24 months after the date of enactment of this Act, the President shall review the offset regulations and derivatives regulations promulgated pursuant to the American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009.

The President shall determine whether such regulations adequately protect the United States financial system from systemic risk.”

Whatever happened to the King of England? We have a new king now!

amazing picture of Obama’s inauguration address

David Bergman created an amazing picture of President Obama’s inaugural address. The picture itself is almost 2 gigabytes in size and was created with special software. You can read about how the picture was created on Mr. Bergman’s web site. It’s well worth the visit.

Obama inaugural address

Click on the picture for a full view. It may take a few seconds to load. Remember, it’s almost 2 gigabytes in size.

When it’s loaded in your browser, take a few minutes to use the control to zoom in and pan different areas of the picture. The detail is quite remarkable.

Obama girl denies 54DD

Just like the campaign rhetoric, Amber Lee Ettinger seems to show a lot more than there really is.

In this video, a man of the cloth, confesses how little he really knows about brassieres and cup sizes. Apparently, the Obama girl has “set him straight” so much that confusion settled in.

The only real question is whether or not the “Obama Girl” can realize her true ambition without instruction from Monica Lewinsky. She does seem quite capable on her own.

If she can use her charms to parlay her way into the perfect Whitehouse position, the Obama-Clinton connection will be complete. History might tell us how much Michelle Obama likes that transition.

Obama – inauguration or coronation?

I’ve been so enraptured with the idea of having a “magic Negro” in the Whitehouse, that I simply haven’t been able to post anything on this blog for awhile.

Simply knowing that Queen Pelosi and Prince Reed will soon be granted their every wish and Barney Frank’s behind not far (Whoops, I mean not far behind!) has produced a state of ecstacy that shields every American from rationality.

Who could ask for more expensive pomp and circumstance than has been provided by the crew that promises change? Who could imagine that the new President would require a three-state ride in a vintage train to get to his office across the street from the Blair House? Who could imagine that a runway at Dulles Airport would have to be cordoned off for the private use only of inaugural visitors? Did anyone dream that the bridges crossing from Virginia to DC would be closed on inauguration day? Has anyone figured out how this extravaganza will help reduce the Federal deficit?

I certainly wouldn’t deny Savior Obama a celebration. From what I know of history, every President has had an inaugural party. Especially this year, the country should (if nothing else) celebrate the end of the Cheney/Bush era. Note: I specified “Cheney/Bush” because it’s so hard to tell which one was actually practicing the position of President.

I’m told this is an historic event and therefore we should spend many millions of dollars beyond a simple inauguration to commemorate the occasion. I suppose it could be considered historic to elect the nation’s first mulatto president born (not sure where) to a US citizen mother and a non-citizen father.

What concerns me is that the man promised change, but has spent most of his time since the electoral college confirmed his election telling the American citizens that he probably won’t be able to change much. Indeed, the only change he’s made so far is who is holding the office.

Well, wait a minute. He has made some change. He did get the taxpayers to fund a government website using his mantra, “change”, in violation of the regulations. Inheriting the largest deficit in US history, he gets to partake in one of the most expensive inaugural parties ever imagined.

(I’m not sure the second coming of Jesus would pry that much from the government treasury. In fact, I’m sure the atheists would sue both the government and Jesus Christ to prevent the expense.)

His potential cabinet isn’t change, it’s old-school government politicians and bureaucrats. Some were even good at their jobs during that era. I do hope they can help Mr. Obama overcome his inexperience and his communist ideology.

Bush promised little and delivered as much or less. Obama promised much and shows signs of delivering much less. The two men share one important weakness. They are both ideologues. At least Obama appears to be more centrist. But make no mistake: Obama, like Bush, will not tolerate much variance from his philosophy.

That reminds me: for a truly historic event wait until Pelosi bows and curtseys for Obama. How much money will that cost the taxpayers?

Until the Pelosi bow, let the good times roll! Oh, and don’t forget: almost 60 million Americans were convinced that the emperor had no clothes.

Barney Frank says back door okay

Barney Frank freely admits to being a back-door man,
but when it comes to your money going out the back door,
he’s tight-lipped. That sucking sound you hear is the
money rushing out of the Treasury!

Barney says everything is just fine.

At the rate money is disappearing, by the time
Messiah Obama takes control, there will be no money
available. Maybe Pelosi has the answer: give all the
money to the automakers and all will be well in America.

Rules don’t apply to Obama

Change? What change?

It looks like Obama and his ilk will be no better than previous criminals who have held public office in Washington. And, he’s not even in office yet.

With impunity, he already set up a website “change.gov” that violates the rules of the “.gov” domain.

Just for your own amusement, here are the rules stated right on the official gov domain website.

• No General Domain Names: General terms alone such as “licenses,” “recreation,” and “benefits” are not allowed because they do not represent a specific enough origin and service.

• No Political or Campaign Information: The Gov domain is for the operation of government, not the political, political party, or campaign environment. No campaigning can be done using Gov Internet domains. The Gov Internet domain websites may not be directly linked to or refer to websites created or operated by a campaign or any campaign entity or committee. No political sites or party names or acronyms can be used.

Maybe these folks can set up a nice government web site for Bill Ayers, too. Contact the GSA when you’re ready to set up that site.